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“I Like Turtles” Zombie Boy Thinks DJ Shortpants Is Super!
Greetings! Marvin Greenwater here, and it’s a momentous day in the garden! Superstar DJ Shortpants has received a heartfelt endorsement from quite possibly the most famous Zombie Boy on the planet!
Little Jonathan Zombie, who found fame because he likes turtles, has now weighed in with his in-depth evaluation of the stupendous stylings of DJ Shortpants! An historic day, indeed.
But I’ll let the incredibly tasteful, and magnificently shrewd Zombie Boy speak for himself: